"I have no idea" @joshuadun
Why hello attractive man at the coffee shop, I want your hands in my hair and your mouth on my neck.
current mood: oprah running on hot coals
[knocks at your door] “hi have you accepted twenty one pilots into your life?”
Professor: why didn’t you do your essay?
Me: the trouble with schools is, they always try and teach the wrong lessons.
*dances away from responsibility*